Here’s a quick drabble (less than a page in google docs) I just whipped up. It’s focused on Shirus, inspired by this post on troll romance holidays.
In hindsight I shoulda saved pictures of my favorite random/animal like formees (like my bird of wheels, queenie. and my dog that thinks its a turtle, Hersh) I’ll just put some of those up another time c:
BUT here’s all my formees that are supposed to either be my fantrolls or friends’ fantrolls. I’ll prolly wind up making more of the RTP gang if I feel like it.
Aleene Eeyust
Shayen Narouk - Mal
Selpus Deryan
Shirus Whelln
Mollei Anemie
Lophii (I forgot his last name oops) - Chesi
Diemos (I remember it, just not how to spell it) - Sanji
![[02:21] SG: )— Dude? O
[02:21] MI: X- Yeah?
[02:22] SG: )— Hey O
[02:22] SG: )— So O
[02:22] SG: )— Sup O
[02:23] MI: X- eh not much
[02:23] SG: )— No? O
[02:24] MI: X- Huh?
[02:24] SG: )— Yoi O
[02:25] SG: )— Haven’t been doing anything interesting? O
[02:26] MI: X- not lixe there’s much for me to do
can’t stop me](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zzxgqcJ91r4kpvro1_500.jpg)
[02:21] SG: )— Dude? O
[02:21] MI: X- Yeah?
[02:22] SG: )— Hey O
[02:22] SG: )— So O
[02:22] SG: )— Sup O
[02:23] MI: X- eh not much
[02:23] SG: )— No? O
[02:24] MI: X- Huh?
[02:24] SG: )— Yoi O
[02:25] SG: )— Haven’t been doing anything interesting? O
[02:26] MI: X- not lixe there’s much for me to do
can’t stop me
YET ANOTHER MEANWHILE
-- mercuryIrregularity [MI] began trolling salaciousGymnast [SG] at 04: 13 --
MI: X- w...what the hell was with that?!
SG: ) IT WAS A MISTAKE I WASN'T THINKING --○
SG: ) jndhgkjhkjk6pyjheiarhtgsidghfertgejhg iurgwhgertertyttruygjllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll --○
MI: X- woah holy crap
SG: ) ;; --○
MI: X- GEEZ I don't xnow what's going trhoguh your head it's really hard to tell when you're joxing around
SG: ) Heh;; --○
SG: ) fuck im sorry --○
-- salaciousGymnast [SG] gave up trolling mercuryIrregularity [MI] at 04: 55 --
MI: X- I wasn't going to.
MI: X- That doesexplain why you made it out to be a big deal when you told me that...
MI: X- that first day
SG: ) what do you mean --○
MI: X- When you were trying to force my hood off and you used the secret aboit pailing dt as an attempt to convince me you could xeep a secret?
MI: X- I had no clue why it was a big deal at the time
SG: ) Welp LOOKIT MY SECRET KEEPING SKILLS NOW --○
SG: ) god I just got so fucking... MAD. --○
MI: X- I'd really hate to be in SL's position though, damn
SG: ) fucking you think? --○
SG: ) dude I'm a HUGE DOUCHE you're pretty smart to stay the fuck away from me --○
MI: X- ...
MI: X- I meant...
MI: X- nevermind
SG: ) ...? --○
MI: X- .....having his matesprit do that to him.
SG: ) oh.. yeah. im totally the bad guy ehre too but man the guy said it was fine right? --○
SG: ) And idk i guess I didn't think it'd come back to bite me in the ass --○
SG: ) if i was that guy I'd never do that shit to my sprit you know? --○
SG: ) I mean I'm not in ny pail quadrants so i can do what I want but he's like tied down --○
SG: ) but I still don't wanna make him out to be a bad guy either right? --○
SG: ) fuck why am I sharing this shit with you that's dumb. --○
MI: X- I've asxed myself the same thing before.
meanwhile, with AE and SG
SG: ) I CAN'T^ KEEP IT IN I totally pailed his matesprit --○
AE: oh god
SG: ) :T --○
SG: ) and then I got made and brought it up and FUCK how do I back out of this --○
SG: ) god I can't back out that's losing --○
AE: I don't know hes going to be pissed when he FFFFinds out one way or another
SG: ) ....fuck I can't believe that prick --○
AE: I mean he'll probably bug his matesprit to make sure you weren't just bullshitting????
SG: ) you know I used to paleflirt with loph all the time : --○
AE: idk iFFFF it'd be better or worse which way you let him FFFFind out though FFFFuck
SG: ) I'm so clad I found you jesus <> --○
SG: ) HEELP --○
SG: ) HELP ME --○
AE: I DON'T KNOW
SG: ) jsdhfkjdhg AUGH but i just want to get under hgis fucking skin --○
SG: ) but I don't want him to kill me --○
AE: he's gonna be pissed at you no matter what you do now jesus
SG: ) i don't think I can really "haha jk" and I can't back out now --○
SG: ) do i go all in or let him cool off --○
SG: ) I'm not good with this shit --○
AE: shit neither am I
AE: this is really tricky shit to, FFFFuckign with anotehr troll's quadrants is really bad
SG: ) whatever fuck it going all in --○
SG: ) -curls up on- ;______________________________;''''' --○
SG: ) God I'm so pissed and he keeps taking stabs at me but I'm still fuckin up some guys quadrant fucccccckkkkkk --○
AE: wow iFFFF you really aretelling the truth about him coming to you... wow
SG: ) well luike it was mutual of course but I kinda flirted with him and he kissed me first --○
SG: ) swear it --○
AE: I just... yeah, he'sdeFFFFinitely gonna be hurt by that but... who's to say it wouldn't happen again? with someone else?
AE: this might actually be FFFFor the best in the long run...
SG: ) idk but he's going to fuckign HATE me. Probably platonically --○
SG: ) so i might die --○
SG: ) if I do die, I love you. You're the best rail anyone can ask for --○
SG: ) does he know where I live? --○
SG: ) I don't think I could take on a highblood --○
AE: ugh... hopeFFFFully he won't take it that FFFFar
SG: ) I am the worst at this. --○
AE: Well iFFFF it omes down to that I will be one to stand by your side
SG: ) thanks... --○
SG: ) -lays on- --○
SG: ) Will you come running with me. We should climb a mountain --○
SG: ) wanna climb a mountain with me? --○
AE: what about the rain???
AE: it'd be all slippery
AE: and I'm not as good a climer as you...
AE: I mean I don't mind doing it but...
SG: ) fuck you're right i can't even in this shit --○
SG: ) I'll fall and break my pretty face then i'd be completely worthless --○
AE: you're not worthless
AE: I can still come over there iFFFF you want, deFFFFinitely
SG: ) ugh that'd be nice --○
AE: alright, it might take me a little longer because oFFFF the rain but I'll be there
In Which Shayen is a DUMB FUCK
CSG: ) haha --○
CSG: ) I forget highbloods are rare because Im surrounded by them in here --○
CSL: there are an aful lot of us in here huh
CSS: It is quite uncharacteristic for such varying colours to communicate.
CSN: -----=>It seems more so than usual ton^ght, but only because there are less ^nd^v^duals present ^n total.
CSL: right yea
CSG: ) wish mnore people were here or more were TYPING --○
CSL: yeah whoops
CMI: X- Well excuse me princess
CSL: :E
CSG: ) ty <3 --○
CSG: ) I mean --○
CMI: X- ...
CSG: ) you get it --○
CMI: X- what
CMI: X- :I
CSL: woooooooah when did that hapen
CSG: ) I: --○
CSG: ) it was a typo slip up god. --○
CMI: X- he's obviously jsut being dumb
CSL: what the hell were you tryin to type that you typo a heart
CSL: fuck
CSG: ) ~waggles eyebrowws~ --○
CSG: ) Maybe I was hearting at you --○
CMI: X- what.
CSG: ) hmmm? --○
CMI: X- :I
CSL: wh
CSL: what
CSL: the hell
CSL: is going on in here
CMI: X- I don't xnow
CDD: O:
CDD: SHIPPING
CSG: ) no just no --○
CSL: welp
CSL: taste of your own medisine
CSL: :F
CDD: YEAH!!
CSG: ) :| --○
CSL: >:F
CSG: ) (LEENA HELP ME) --○
CMI: X- ugh....
CSG: ) :| --○
CSL: naw man
CSL: no help for you
CSG: ) I wish there was like --○
CSG: ) where you could hit the up key --○
CSL: let me get my fucking sailors hat
CSL: out
CSG: ) and edit your last message or something --○
CSL: its time to sail a ship
CSL: nope
CMI: X- fux no
CSL: no editing for you bro
CSG: ) ...........whatever if it gets me laid --○
CSG: ) go for it --○
CSL: wow
CSL: watch it dude
CSG: ) ? --○
CSL: thats no way to get into someones pants
CMI: X- :I
CSL: just
CSL: sayin
CSG: ) It is if you don't CARE god guys fuck --○
CSL: wow thats
CSL: reely shitty
CSG: ) what how? --○
CAE: uhhh I was AFFFFK what the heck did I just miss
CSL: you dont care about what he has to say about that
CSL: reely
CSL: oh boy
CSL: you uh
CSL: came back to some good shit
CSG: ) ;;;help;;; --○
CAE: oh geez
CAE: what did you do this time
CSG: ) I'm just going to go --○
CSL: naw man he fuckin talked himself into a fuckin hole
CSG: ) curl up or something --○
CSL: yeah dig a litle deper
CAE: oh whatever I'll just scroll up
CSL: oh boy, gonna get some snax
CSL: dis gon be good
CDD: this is so funny
CDD: @@
CAE: ohhhh
CAE: that's what happened
CAE: welllll that's what he gets FFFFor FFFFlinging around quadrant symbols without thinking I guess
CSG: ) oh thanks for the help --○
CSL: pfffft
CSL: hi 5
CAE: well what am I supposed to do????
CSL: legit no gettin him out of that hole
CSG: ) save me --○
CSL: way 2 go
CSG: ) whatever maybe I'm being a whore like usual god guys --○
CSG: ) I'd go for some red pails eh?? --○
CSG: ) EH?? --○
CSG: ) <3 <3 <3 --○
CSL: now your just bein stupid
CSL: throwin that around
CSL: to cover up that slip up
CAE: I.. don't think that's helping
CSL: good job dude
CSG: ) lmao whatever --○
CSG: ) at least im not hitting on a kid --○
CSL: what the fuck ever
CSL: thats a bunch of bullshit
CSG: ) no it's not! --○
CSL: arent you hitting on a kid too
CSL: mi is like
CSL: young as fuck
CSL: younger than little rage lady even
CSL: thats
CSG: ) yeah well not like i even notice he's more mature than I am fuck --○
CSL: pretty fuckin young dude
CAE: I'm not that young :I
CSG: ) what not really --○
CSL: that doesnt say much
CAE: just one sweep younger than you guys
CSL: i know still though
CSL: and reely
CSL: doesnt say much for him to be more mature than you
CSG: ) what does THAT mean? --○
CSL: i thought that was prety direct
CSG: ) wait isn't your little fuckbuddy about the same age? --○
CSL: ok listen here
CSG: ) that's really hypocritical of you --○
CSL: i dont do that shit fucker
CSL: you have no fuckin buisness saying that
CSG: ) Oh well he does --○
CSG: ) just so you know --○
CSL: not liek your the one pailing about bull
CSL: what
CSL: the fuck
CSL: does that mean
CSG: ) idk maybe you should think about it a little --○
CSG: ) what could it possibly mean?? --○
CSL: maybe you should fucking tell me what the hell your goin on about
CSL: dangerous waters here fucker
CSL: watch it
CSL: say one thing
CSG: ) Maybe I've heard things. --○
CSL: and ill be over there in a hemopump flutter
CSL: what things
CSG: ) We all know how I am with information, and maybe your little fuckbuddy isn't so pure just saying. --○
CSG: ) Oh wait, how long have you guys been a thing? --○
CSL: what the fuck does that matter to you
CSG: ) it doesn't of course --○
CSL: thats bullshit
CSL: you got something to say fucking say it
CSG: ) No man it's cool --○
CSG: ) Just saying keep your treasures close. --○
CSL: yeah thats not a hidden mesage at all
CSL: i dont fucking apreciate this bullshit dude
CSL: at all
CSL: dont fucking tiptoe around something
CSG: ) hey man didn't want to be the one to tell you but you're dating a whore. --○
CSL: i
CSL: what
CSL: thats fucking bullshit man
CSL: you better watch your shit
CSG: ) Go ask him maybe --○
CSG: ) Don't take my word for it, who am I? --○
CSG: ) Oh wait I'm the guy that pailed your matesprit. Your matesprit that pretty much begged for it. --○
CSL: what the fuck
CSL: your kidding me right
CSL: HEY
CSG: ) Sorry man --○
CSL: C'MON STOP FUCKING AROUND DUDE THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY
CSG: ) I-- --○
CSG: ) ... --○
CSG: ) ;; --○
CSL: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
CSL: i need a sec
CSS: I have to say this is better than fine trollian opera.
CSL: fuckin noone asked you bitch
CSS: The best romantic drama flick have nothing on this.
CSL: seriouly fucking REELY WHAT THE FUCK
CSG: ) Whatever man. He likes licking up genetic material, if you're wanting tips and tricks. --○
CSL: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORSE
CSL: LIKE
CSL: REEALY
CSG: ) whatever I might as well get it all out and go all in while I'm here --○
CSL: fuck you asshull
CSG: ) would you liek to? you seem like a riot --○
CSL: i
CSL: no fuck
CSL: reely
CSL: you just throw SOME FUCKING HEAVY SHIT ON ME
CSL: AND YOU SAY THAT
CSL: thats reel fucking pro dude
CSG: ) Yeah well. Never said i was good at this shit --○
CSL: you are literaly the worst
CSL: legit
CSL: and im pushing mc out of the equation for that
CSG: ) yeah well i don't see you fucking sparkling away --○
CSL: he gets his own fucking category
CSL: but you
CSL: oh my god you
CSG: ) obv you're doing something wrong or he wouldn't have come to me fuck --○
CSL: i dont have to explain shit to you
CSL: fucker
CSG: ) so it's not my fault jesus --○
CSL: thats bullshit
CSG: ) dude I fucking DOUBLE CHECKED if he was down --○
CSG: ) and he was all "no iit --○
CSL: dont
CSL: even fucking
CSL: continue
CSG: ) is ok let's just do this" or some shit --○
CSL: i dont wanna know
CSL: I DONT WANNA KNOW
CSG: ) no direct quotes my memory is too shitty for that --○
CSL: OK
CSL: FUCK OFF ALRITE
CSG: ) sorry man you just keep comin at me and i aint gonna just take that shit right --○
CSL: maybe if you didnt fuck around with me while tryin to get me to talk about shit i wouldnt have been a fucking priick to you ok
CSL: seriously i had reason to be an asshull but this
CSL: takes it
CSL: to a whole nother level
CSL: way to go dude
CSL: way to fucking go
CSG: ) sorry to fuck your quadrants dude --○
CSL: i reely dont have anything to say to you
CSL: just
CSL: fucking stop
CSL: ok
CSL: just stop
CSG: ) ok --○
CSG: ) ok i can do that --○
CSL: why the hell am i still fucking here
CSL: whatever im out
CSG: ) whelp --○
CSG: ) that's my life pretty much oiver --○
CSG: ) that's two fuck ups in one go --○
CSS: Congratulations.
CMI: X- I... don't even xnow what to call that
CSG: ) ok, no, you shut the fuck up. --○
CSG: ) MI. --○
CSG: ) please don't even start oh my god --○
CSG: ) my life just collapsed in on itself in one fantastic shitstorm --○
Strange bonding with Shayen and Selpus
http://tewi.us/tegaki/dblog.php?u=151520&e=1564804
TegakiE edition.
So, I’m not the best with lineart, but I finally got this finished after a few days of working on it. Now all that’s left to do is color it…
fullsize here
Hardboiled Space Detectives (Humanstuck remix) Part 1
CVA: om roosevelt vi- that;s me okay- is sittinG at the space table drinkinG space coffee, which is om really hard to do with these hulk hands so pretend okay~
CVA: ((Kriket is wearinG hulk hands because he can and because he;s a space monster.))~
CYS: ((Yasmir has a lab coat on that he got for christmas three years ago and is now kinda too small and doesn't really fit the 'detective' thing but he makes due))
CVA: and om~
CCO: (Tia|<et is wearing an overlarge safety vest and reflective aviators) Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<irn|<lefrump is on the night shift, |<eeping the galaxy safe with her trusty zap ray gun. She contemplates her space doughnut thoughtfully before ta|<ing a space bite.
CCO: ((You do what you must when you are a nine year old cop in space))
CVA: officer jackson-hewitt krinklefrump is really the best space cop there is and that;s all that can be said on the matter~
CYS: Alright, and I am going to offer my <omrad Roosevelt VI a straw to ease the whole drinking situation, as I pa<e the floor and I pretend to smoke a pipe that I do not really have. I only do it as a bit of sybolism, you see. Also it should be noted that I am not really doing these things, but rather pretending that I am. And then I look up at my spa<ey friend and agree with him whole-heartedly.
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump overhears the two space rascals tal|<ing and crosses the mostly vacant and also totally imaginary space cafe to ta|<e a seat across from them.
CVA: roosevelt vi is pretty danG thankful for that straw his partner Gave him because om, althouGh he has actual hands and not just styrofoam mits he;s kind of clumsy with stuff like this and he tends to crush innocent cups of space coffee on accident~
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump notices this exchange and tells the Space Detective that it's considerable nice of him due to the straw shortage in this galaxy.
CVA: the arrival of officer jackson-hewitt krinklefrump means there;s a case on it;s way and hot from the space case oven~
CYS: Dete<tive Ezzios looks over in the eastward dire<tion to make a fond note of Offi<er Ja<kson-Hewitt Krinklefrump and says in a matter-of-fa<t tone that he has been saving that straw for a spe<ial o<<asion.
CVA: Gosh if it weren;t for those rascals on beeblebrox 3 we wouldn;t have a straw shortaGe~
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt agrees and slaps a case file on the space table.
CCO: It is a space case file.
CVA: wow that was liGhtspeed~
CCO: Indeed Roosevelt VI, we have some intel on a syndicate that's been running illegal straws from Sector G7d312.
CCO: Said Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump.
CYS: The dete<ive pushes his glasses ba<k up the bridge of his nose be<ause these are new frames that must be grown into a bit as he pi<ks up the spa<e <ase file and begins to read it eagerly. He is very ready to <at<h those vandals and their beverage trasportation related villany.
CVA: wow detective, says roosevelt vi between slurps of space coffee which is a lot better than reGular coffee because it;s in space, and om officer krinklefrump because she is a treasured member of our kick butt team~
CVA: where do we start~
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump allows her partners to read through the space file, ta|<ing another space bite. "Well, we ought to-" She pauses catching a flic|<er of movement out of the corner of her eye. There are bad guys outside of the cafe!!!!!!!!!
CVA: om noooooo~
CVA: let;s Go Get them~
CCO: Ray guns out! Ta|<e cover!" She said, |<noc|<ing over the sturdy space table, which fell pretty slow because of space having not a lot of gravity...
CCO: Pew pew pchew!!!
CVA: roosevelt vi is Genetically enGinered to punch bad Guys in the face so he;s rollinG around to Get close to those Guys~
CCO: Detective! Get down! Let Roosevelt VI handle this!!!!!
CVA: yeah we don;t want them to laser your new Glasses aGain~
CYS: Gra<ious what an adventure. The brave and awesome dete<tive readies his weapon but does not fire be<ause he believes in diplomati< reasoning and quiet arresting, however it seems that his boss, Offi<er Ja<kson-Hewitt Krinklefrump and his daring and fantasti< partner seem to have beaten him to the pun<h, quite literally in a pretend way, so he gets down as he was instru<ted.
CVA: roosevelt vi is GoinG to take detective ezzios;s code under advisement because om~
CVA: they miGht know somethinG about the straw shortaGe~
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump cautiously lowers her weapon and tells the bad guys to show their stupid space faces!
CVA: yeah om likewise~
CVA: unfortunately they are the dreaded underlinGs of Sherlock Zappow, dreaded monster bird mob boss~
CVA: and they are om~
CVA: very notorious for not talkinG unless trounced thorouGhly~
CVA: ((Sherlock is a budGie Yasmir owns))~
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump turns to Detective Ezzios and as|<s if a trouncing would be o|<ay, in his opinion.
CCO: ((Too |<awaii for this life))
CVA: "Chirp chirp" the underjerks say, which is om, bird for "there;s no way we;re showinG our faces to you Guys", but we all know how to speak bird so it;s okay~
CYS: The dete<tive gives this the qui<kest moment of thought, and then nods and says "Yes, in my professional spa<e dete<tive opinion, troun<ing is the best possible option."
CCO: Wow that's not the wisest decision. My partners and I are going to |<ic|< your feathery tails!
CCO: She pulls out her Zap ray gun and prepars to shoot.
CVA: "Chirp chirp SQUAWK" I om. I can;t interrpret that because it was a really mean insult.~
CCO: Oh my goodness, how rude! Trounce these fellows IMMEDIATELY!
CVA: roosevelt vi lets out a miGht bellow as he throws a space chair in slow mo~
CCO: It flies through the vaccuum of space, bouncing harmlessly of one bird henchman and into another, the space chair-leg po|<ing him in the eye.
CVA: danG my aim has improved~
CCO: Nice throw Roosevelt VI.
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump rolls from cover and ta|<es a few shots at the nefarious avians.
CCO: Pew pew!!
CVA: "SQUUAAAAAWK"~
CVA: om that;s the sound of a bird boss GettinG lasered~
CCO: Um... does that mean we win, |<ri|<et? I mean- Roosevelt VI?
CVA: om there are three, and you took out one officer krinklefrump~
CYS: The dete<tive fires his awesome ray gun that he fixed up in his spa<e garage with Roosevelt VI one fine spa<e afternoon! He fires bravely, though it makes him feel somewhat bad in his heart be<ause he knows that Sherlo<k Zappow was not always this <orrupt.
CCO: Oh, right! Of course! Care to ta|<e the last one with your space fists, Roosevelt VI?
CVA: roosevelt vi does a really cool slide over and Grabs the space chair out of midair to use as a laser shield before he punches the final birdlinG sternly in the face~
CYS: Yes! The dete<tive knew that Roosevelt VI would not let the team down, be<ause he never does, and he is simply the best partner.
CCO: ((Oh deeeaaaarrrrrrrrrr :D))
CVA: ((ShippinG))~
CVA: roosevelt vi is GoinG to draG over these jerks so om, we can Get this interroGation started~
CVA: so om~
CVA: we can Get to the heart of the space caper~
CVA: and more laser fiGhts~
CCO: PEW!!!
CCO: Sorry, my Zap ray gun went off on accident.
CVA: i like to think about it as a celebratory pew~
CCO: Li|<e space firewor|<s, but more deadly photons.
CVA: roosevelt brinGs over the Goons and looks over at his space coffee, which once aGain Gave it;s life in the pursuit of justice and peace in space~
CVA: and om also the straw i think Got squished in the laser fiGht~
CVA: om sorry detective~
CYS: "Not to worry!" <hirps the dete<tive to his friend, "On<e we apprehend this s<um and villany, we <an have all of the drinking devi<es we'll need." The dete<tive gives his partner a hearty pat on the ba<k.
CCO: Officer Jac|<son-Hewitt |<rin|<lefrump rights the space table and ta|<es a seat, pic|<ing up the case file once more.
CCO: Um, Detective Ezzios? Would you mind getting another chair for Roosevelt VI? :o
CVA: roosevelt vi is heartened by his partner friend;s reassurances, and that;s okay officer krinklefrump, i can stand~
CVA: i have to hold these jerks, who sort of resemble pillows~
CCO: Alright then Roosevelt VI, hold them steady. Detective Ezzios, would you mind doing the interrogation of these ruffians? You are, after all the most eloquent in our super duper space team force go.
CYS: But the 'jerks' are not pillows at all but rather very hardened <rimials who the dete<tive is going to run the interrogation of, and he will do what he does best as he begins to question the ruffians every motive and a<tion.
CVA: they are hybrid bird monster pillow thuGs~
